For Karl: Bilja Goes Long!
Oh! Bilja just realizes titlement sound of the dirty. But no matter! Bilja had wonderful time, going to adoptive parental place of residing and playing of the Chucky Cheese footbal into water! Child-nephew throws and says American Football chants, and in Bilja goes! Was safely good with child-tube around waist! No drowning around the suburban water holdingness!
And sharky fin apparatus for hand was good, as shoots water! Watch out, little humans! I squirt aquaticness at your person!
Ah! Action shot of Bilja doing the Long-Going! Most unfortunate, the finger of welly-manicured American girl-sister in the picture view. But what is a Bilja to do? Cry? No... no cry for Bilja. Bilja cry only once, when Suity Man take Neishna away to southern country, and when this had happen, slap on the face. No more cry for Bilja.
Oh! Bilja wears American sock on feet for to be useful in the riddance of "algae".. or "algernon"... in the hole of swimming.
Looking good, no? Socks are luxury!
posted by Lorelei at 6:13 PM
9 Comments:
Does Bilja need a Brazilian or is that just a long, red, hairy shadow?
P.S. The big blue and red thingy in the background looks like the supersized diaphragm of a colorblind giantess. Perhaps a Bilja relative from the old country here to visit and make big American sex for to get green card?
Bilja the musician, Bilja the water-nymph. What is there that you are can't not be doink?
Karl is "goink long" and squirting some aquaticness of his own just seeink his name on the post, and just viewing these pictures of athletic dwarf-type person in sanitary foot coverings. Sorry to hear about Neishna and your no more tears and all those big feelings being held in by such a small frame. Such pain no amount of the King of Burgers has been able to quench to this date.
More Bilja, less girly dream talk.
Ah, Laura, the mention of The Long, Red Hairy Shadow, the only album of one hit wonders, The Turd Burglars , brings back a host of memories from Junior High. I remember slowdancing with myself in a corner, humming along to their theme song, Molly's Hatchet Wound at the sock-hop.
(gush)
'Twas just jealousy of your gorgeously long athletic leg thingys. You are a beauty, girl, and you know it. No matter how hairy your shadows may or may not be.
Hope you are enjoying your King of Burgers tonight. Both of them.
Laura? What are you still doing up? Writing in the dream journal? Not dreaming obviously. Unless you're on Ambien.
Don't you start flirting with Bilja. She can be a snarly little thing-a-ma-jig, and will come at you both burgers.
It's time for ALL good little Lauras, and Karls to hit the hay, and dream of red sands, and silent stars, and double Whoppers.
And 'lest we forget, Bilja Needs a Brazilian, the third in the Beach Blanket movies starring Frankie and Annette, followed by the fourth installment, The Big Kahuna Needs a Peruvian.
(sniff) (sniff)
It smells like wet socks on a Ukranian in this theatre!
nah...I only go see fireworks when I'm on Ambien. Just ask Mimi.
You should have called this picture Lady In The Water.
Shhh.
Although it detracts from the obvious Bilja Touchdown, I liked the inflated boob in the second picture.
Oh wait...You said that was a finger.
*frown*
I'm such a sad, horny boob man.
Let's just keep in mind that the name on the post is Karl okay?
Although I have no doubt that at one time or another, the words For Old Man, Bilja Goes Long have been used in a sentence.
Bilja, I'm honestly flattered, really, but I had no idea you would be going this long. How about a new post once you get squared away at EMT school.
Did you make any friends this week? I mean besides with the Resuci-Annie CPR dummy?
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